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THE SECOND AMENDMENT - Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them.

Gun Facts -

The NRA -


DEAR ANTI-GUN FOLKS: - Stand up for what you believe in and post this on your front door!

TAGS: gun control laws 2nd amendment
Rating: 5/5

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BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:55 pm
Never happen. Their a$$hole motto is "Do as I say, not as I do.

Supreme Court Tyranny -


Obama: Dhimmi-in-Chief -

Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions -

TAGS: hitler christian terrorists fundamentalist
Rating: 4.32/5

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Pushkin - December 1, 2016, 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm disappointed. Obama looks better as a Nazi since he IS one.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:16 am
Adolf lied about many other things as well.

Obama's Selective Outrage -


FREEDOM - Bill of Rights that protects a right to keep and bear arms Is one of the most sanctified American freedoms

DEAR CONGRESS - that's a hint

THE TASTIEST WAY TO MAKE A LIBERAL MAD - "I can't hear you complaining about LGBT rights over how awesome my chicken sandwich tastes."

Liberal Moonbats -

TAGS: liberal moonbats progressives democrats gun grabbers nra second amendment 2a assault weapons hippies hillary clinton bernie sanders supporters
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freasy - November 3, 2015, 11:52 am
The guy posted it as a joke to see who would bite. He got blasted from the Right, and even had lefties agreeing with and applauding him LMAO
tommygun - October 14, 2015, 9:43 pm
That's hilarious! Stupid people are so entertaining

THE FIRST AMENDMENT. - Giving Me The Freedom To Post This. Giving You The Freedom To STFU. God Bless America.

Trump The Tyrant -

TAGS: donald trump tyrant bully first amendment freedom of speech press media hitler progressive tyranny despot authoritarian new york liberal democrat statist billionaire elitist totalitarian fascist autocrat
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calron - March 6, 2016, 3:20 am
Fortunately for him most of the defendants settled rather than going though the whole process. http://www.rcfp.org/browse-media-law-resources/news/georgias-highest-court-wont-review-jewell-libel-case
calron - March 6, 2016, 3:19 am
Richard Jewell had blatantly wrong information put out about him by the media and even though it was wrong, that wasn't enough because the law requires more than just being wrong for libel/slander.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:27 pm
The burden of proving the statement was factually incorrect would fall to the plaintiff.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:26 pm
Have to disagree with you here. The media has no "right" to publish lies (which is what libel is). Libel is not the same thing as simply making negative remarks about a public figure; as long as they are subjective, or demonstrably true, then no problem.

INFLUENZA VIRUS - It is deadlier than assault guns, why does not the Congress ban it?

CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - Exercising 2nd Amendment Rights at their monthly NRA Ladies Auxiliary meeting. (Women + Guns = Sexy)


Obama's Gun Plan -

Hillary's Hellacious Hypocrisy -


GUNS - The government will only come and take away your guns after they've taken away everything else.



TAGS: 2nd amendment small arms 2012
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 22, 2012, 5:01 pm
*now....talking like a filthy thief is not as easy as progressives make it look.
KALKAM - October 22, 2012, 5:00 pm
You have no right doing that...no give me your income.

GUN COLLECTION - My liberal friends ask me what am I afraid of? My answer is Not a damn thing.



NOT ONLY IS IT WORTH CELEBRATING, - it's also worth fighting for.

Thank You, Dear Leader -

immutable truth -


WARNING - pressure on my fourth amendment causes the rapid engagement of my second

AMERICA? - Where have you gone?

$12.3T IN DEBT - After tripling our debt, Obama wants to raise the debt limit another $1.9T! Is there any doubt that these radicals are intentionally destroying our economy? -Source: www.usdebtclock.org

THE 2ND AMENDMENT - As gun control advocates see it.



LAWYERS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL - Lawyers are to politics what McDonald's is to health food



FIRST AMENDMENT - "When you can't say 'fuck,' you can't say 'fuck the government'" --Lenny Bruce

Xtian Fundamentalist Politics -

TAGS: christian fundamentalism hypocrisy bush tea party
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fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 2:19 am
LOL..Funny TA.
terroraustralis - July 19, 2014, 1:58 am
"thou shalt not kill white americans. everyone else is okay to kill, especially muslims" - God, as heard by GWBush.

SECOND AMENDMENT - Making sure that slave revolts get shot down immediately.

TAGS: gun control slavery second amendment
Rating: 2.14/5

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Cannabal - February 4, 2013, 10:12 pm
Your deflection is rote and unimaginative.
bgdog - January 24, 2013, 9:21 pm
That's got to be one of the best kept secrets in history. Where's your documentation? Go ahead and start calling me names, that's what your side usually does when you don't know what you're talking about.
Cannabal - January 24, 2013, 7:32 am
Why is that? Is it because I don't repeat the "tyrants take away guns" talking point?
Swampfox - January 24, 2013, 1:46 am
History is not your strong point.

Open Carry -

TAGS: guns firearms second amendment opencarry
Rating: 1.57/5

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Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 6:12 pm
All right, could you be succinct next time?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 1:17 am
Same thing
Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 1:04 am
I certainly have. Anything else?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 12:34 am
How about 'talking points'? Ever hear of that?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 10:14 pm
As someone who's merely produced about 25% of the posters that OTC, yes, I do, thank you for asking.
EmmaRoydes - June 11, 2014, 6:55 pm
You don't get out much, do you?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 6:38 pm
Funny, because this is the first place I ever done seen such a term, and from decidedly conservative-leaning posters, too.
OTC - June 11, 2014, 2:51 pm
Yeah, on the democrats side
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 5:34 pm
Isn't the term "Democrat narrative" a real big a**umption?
OTC - June 10, 2014, 8:53 am
In that case, it IS an a/ssuption
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 2:51 am
It's not an as'sumption if it's correct.
OTC - June 10, 2014, 12:00 am
You mean your a/s/sumption
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 8:22 pm
Oh, that was just a wild guess, but thanks for confirming my suspicions.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:39 am
But you watch Fox and listen to Rush?
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 2:29 am
And what would that be exactly, because I don't watch MSNBC or CNN.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 12:25 am
More like what MSNBC, CNN, Feinstein , Schumer, tells us it is
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:51 pm
The Democratic Narrative being what exactly? What Fox News or Rush Limbaugh tells you it is?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:48 pm
Now what make you ask me such a question?
OTC - June 8, 2014, 7:38 pm
Nooo, those people were on mind altering drugs? Say it isn't so, that would destroy the democrat narrative
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 7:24 pm
Does that mean that you favor a ban on antidepressants?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 6:43 pm
You know, it's funny that it turns out the shooters were on antidepressants before they went on their little shooting spree, but you won't hear the mainstream media cover that sort of thing, lest that hurt their advertising revenue.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Columbine. Just some kids cleaning out a school of dirty Christian kids. Thank God there wasn't a good guy there with a gun. Some of those nad ty christian kids might have lived. Cannabal, luv ya', mate. But you see where this is going.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:34 pm
Because all angry looking illegals show their distsain for American border security by buying two grande carmel macchiatoes... WHAT?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:33 am
and the refusal to enforce laws passed by congress. Remember the separation of powers where legislation is supposed to be done by congress, not the president?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:31 am
I guess you kind of overlooked the executive orders and agency regulations, didn't you?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:13 am
No, Congress is the one responsible for thoroughly violating the Constitution, Obama is just kind of there, just as Bush was just kind of there.
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:10 am
Why would you need a gun when someone is hosing down the mall? Can't you see they're cleaning it? Sheesh.
ipaprime - June 7, 2014, 10:55 pm
Well if it is at home locked in a closet when someone decides to hose down the mall your in. You need it then, so how do you get it?
OTC - June 7, 2014, 9:51 pm
Not what I had in mind, but thanks for repeating the democrat narrative cannabal
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 8:26 pm
Good idea. Why don't we just scrap the whole constitution and let whoever is president make all the rules? Oh, yeah, obama is already doing that
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 7:20 pm
Oh, yeah, those evil, evil lunatics that are trying to take all the guns away, because Obama the malevolent socialist dictator said so. Maybe the rightwing nutjobs should stop pretending they're cowboys in the Wild, Wild West.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 6:13 pm
These days, people open carry because of the lunatics on the left
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:44 pm
These days, people are in the Navy because of Godsmack, not the Village People.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:40 pm
Must be a Village People fan, sorry
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:32 pm
Weakest comment ever.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:30 pm
Come on, this is just a ph**o of the Village People nowadays
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:24 pm
Wow, those are some powerfully stereotypical conservative comments, even coming from you two.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 4:31 pm
I thought open carry referred to the tequila that the illegal was holding in the star bucks cups. You can tell the navy guy is not part of the obama administration because he has his hands in his own pockets.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 3:36 pm
Speechless... but I betcha the fat old Navy guy with his hands in his pockets or the angry looking illegal holding two grande carmel macchiatoes wil mess with him

Hillary Clinton Calls For End To Hyde Amendment -






2nd -

amen -

British want their guns back -

what if... -

KState5470 -

The Second Amendment isn't for hunting. -

Fundamentalism -

OUT! STEALING THIRD! - No to House Joint Resolution 15!

TAGS: obama third term constitution amendment
Rating: 5/5

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rockfan5 - January 22, 2013, 7:02 pm
NOOOOOO HES A SOX FAN,I CAN NEVER GO BACK!!! Well... I guess I have to go to the Cubs who can't win a world series...

" GEERT WILDERS NOT GUILTY " - 'The bench finds that your statements are acceptable within the context of the public debate'

SIX BULLETS - Is all any Hollywood movie really needs Isn't it?

A citizen -



THE BILL OF RIGHTS - Brought to you by the Founding Fathers. Insured by the 2nd Amendment.

first Amendment gone... -

hope and change -

" TEACHER KNOWS BEST " - For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” - Adolph Hitler.


some things are just not equal -

TAGS: 14thamendement
Rating: 4.2/5

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ChadAllen - June 30, 2013, 9:28 pm
Not yet anyway: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/us-military-b*********-controversy_n_1139357.html

WE SHOULD STOP FOOLING OURSELVES WITH PRETTY WORDS. - The only reason the government wants to disarm it's citizens is so it can abuse them without fear of retaliation

TAGS: second amendment government guns freedom
Rating: 4.17/5

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Renza - February 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
Which bills were submitted/proposed attempting to disarm American citizens again?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
The government has wanted to disarms the American people for decades, it's just that they can't.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:30 am
Except that the government doesn't want to disarm its citizens.


TAGS: 1st amendment
Rating: 4.08/5

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foxrecon19d - June 29, 2013, 4:42 pm
A test typical, brainwashed, Obama-bots like PapaFox fail 100% of the time
ipaprime - April 2, 2013, 8:43 am
Renza - April 2, 2013, 7:47 am
Agreed entirely.
Rudedog - April 1, 2013, 10:24 pm
Excellent poster PFox. So true.


POP-TART CONTROL - "The Day we Americans lose the right to make Pop-Tart guns is the very Day that we are all fucked!" ~That "Thomas Jefferson" Dude

TAGS: poptart gun control second amendment
Rating: 4/5

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PapaFox - March 31, 2013, 4:48 pm
Save the Tarts! :)

PREPARING FOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - F*ck the Color Crayons - I Got Adult Skills, Teacher.

" HISTORY DOES REPEAT ITSELF " - It also started with a 'shooting'.

U.S.ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER - "I do solemnly swear to disavow all knowledge of the Second Amendment"

Xtian Fundamentalist Politics -


Xtian Fundamentalist Politicians -

First Amendment Not Welcome Here -

TAGS: gop first amendment
Rating: 3.67/5

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PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 8:40 am
Again, please enlighten us on which "rule" was violated? Please reference the law that you claim exists.
Oyster - April 24, 2013, 8:06 am
No, I said that because it is funded by taxpayer dollars at a public institution, it is not allowed to be partisan. You are the one jumping up and down about the 1st Amendment. Stay focused, ok.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 7:32 am
No, you made a claim that some "rule" exists that forbids people from exercising their right to free speech. So support your claim.
Oyster - April 24, 2013, 6:54 am
I addressed that in my original post, which you ignored also, obviously...
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 6:18 am
Please enlighten us on which "rule" was violated when they exercised their right to free speech?
Oyster - April 24, 2013, 6:12 am
If that was a program funded by taxpayer dollars, it probably violated the rules by being partisan from a public institution, which was alluded to in the article. You decided to ignore that part though.
PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 5:32 pm
Funny how you make claims without backing them up.
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 4:01 pm
funny how you are selective on 1st amendment rights- not speaking out against liberal efforts to squelch same...over the last 5 years. Forcing unions to vote without privacy, etc............. liberals always so selective


FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS - They still exist, Mr Smith.

PIRACY IS PROGRESS - Just as blasphemy is the mother of new discovery.

FOURTH AMENDMENT - You wouldn't have to worry about home invasions if the police didn't have any legal excuse to bust down your door.

irreverence -

Compromise -

Man of the People -

" SORRY BUT YOU'RE NUTS ! " - Federal gun legislation would greatly expand who qualifies as mentally ineligible from owning a gun.

SARAH PALIN - The New Face of Tyranny

CHICKEN - What are you waiting for? If your cause is so righteous, then why not storm the Capitol today?

EMPTY GUN STORES - The War on Terror is perhaps the best marketing campaign ever devised for the arms industry since the Cold War.

THE TYRANNOSAUR ROUND - Because the Founding Fathers foresaw that I would need to defend my country from threats like Godzilla.

TAGS: tyrannosaur round guns second amendment
Rating: 3.5/5

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Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:33 am
Don't forget the Draconians, Cthulu, and the cloverfield monster.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:33 pm
Rodan is real! Mothra was a secret experiment gone awry! :-D

"OBAMA'S OUTREACH TO MUSLIMS " - Obama Seeks To Renew Muslim Outreach After the first outreach success.


Fruit Control -

TAGS: gun control second amendment watermelon
Rating: 3.4/5

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Doggit - April 25, 2013, 7:15 pm
That little spartan is hungry
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 6:04 pm
From the look on his face, I wouldn't DARE get between him and his melon! :-D

SECOND AMENDMENT - "Guns ain't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England outta your face!"

TAGS: gun control second amendment rights
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Renza - April 1, 2013, 9:46 am
just a moment, let me try to remember the argument here, oh yeah. I believe its something like: The government has no business takin' what's mine, they can try to steal my moneys all they wants, but I has mah guns to protect mahself from their tyranny!
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 9:35 am
have fun when the Treasury come to collect their fees from you
Renza - April 1, 2013, 8:41 am
(clears throat) it's my second amendment right to own and use whatever gun I want however I want, they ain't gon' take my rocket launchers or my stockpile of grenades, or mah guns.
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:26 am
do you have the appropriate backround check and licensing for that weapon as is required by federal law?
Renza - April 1, 2013, 8:02 am
true, king George the third just kept busting into my apartment going on about tea and powdered wigs, and how we owe him back taxes for the past couple hundred years. I had to get a modified AR-15 to be fully auto to get him to go away.

CENSORSHIP - "...is bullshit." ~Penn Jillette


TAGS: well regulated second amendment
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crankyhead - December 26, 2012, 2:28 pm
...the topic the first time you commented on it. Makes you appear either disingenuous or ghoulish. I'm not sure which.
crankyhead - December 26, 2012, 2:27 pm
JG, here's one of those "support for changes to help those with mental health issues is getting equal footing with the calls that its a gun issue, guns need to be banned, etc." that you were asking about. A pity you chose to try and distract from...
fauxnews - December 19, 2012, 9:49 am
Amazing poster mate! Couldnt say it any better myself.
andy30 - December 18, 2012, 11:54 pm
Actually, if you don't have money, you generally don't get given a free gun on my tax dollars by a hospital. However, if you have the money to buy a gun, then mental health care should be just as affordable since that pistol is abut $500-$800.
JGalt - December 18, 2012, 11:14 pm
The nonpartisan Fraser Institute reported that 46,159 Canadians sought medical treatment outside of Canada in 2011, as wait times increased 104 percent — more than double — compared with statistics from 1993.
foxrecon19d - December 18, 2012, 8:23 pm
Great poster, cranks! 5 L's all the way.